Viral strain of misery, unmedicated edition
That moment when you’ve had enough of both Tummy-ache Twins … fought half the afternoon with White Comic Sans on a White Banner … and then the project you worked on for the entirety of MLK Day (a scheduled day off) gets delayed for two weeks.
I want to form a soccer team. But I don’t need balls, since I’m apparently the only one who has my own. I’m using heads instead.