Meme stolen from the lovely Bayou:
Google thyself, inserting name and the word “needs” (i.e., “Dawn needs”). And while anyone who knows me is well aware that what THIS Dawn needs is simply a stomach-slapping, hair-pulling, back-scratching, bottom-spanking good time, well, the Internet has other things to say about what exactly it is that I need. …
This is some existential shit. Wow. Even if it did come from reviews of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” episodes:
Dawn needs a reality check. (duh)
Dawn needs a tripod. (heh. They said “tripod.”)
Dawn needs a process for expenditures.
Dawn needs to develop more speed endurance.
Dawn needs you. She loves you.
Dawn needs to get out of the house.
Dawn needs someone to look after her.
Dawn needs to know where she came from; she needs real answers.
Dawn needs cash support. (AMEN!)
Dawn needs quiet.
Dawn needs a singer in the hard rock/ heavy metal styles. (yeah!)
Dawn needs a safe, loving home where she can be shown the love and respect she so rightly deserves.
Dawn needs the participation of every jurisdiction in targeted metropolitan areas and states.
Dawn needs to find another £1400 before 17 June, and she would very much welcome and appreciate your help.
Dawn needs substance like Stevie Wonder needs a piano.
Dawn needs to get over herself.
Dawn needs to start checkin’ her girl because it looks like she’s the one playin’ dawn.
Dawn needs an energetic and fun (hair)style to suit her personality.
Dawn needs a tummy tuck. (no shit)
Dawn needs little prodding to commit crimes against society and good fashion sense. (no arguments here!)
Dawn needs to push (herself) for more originality and start separating (herself) from the pack. (yup)
Looks like I’ve got a busy day ahead of me. 😉
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