Caterwauling

We have yet another character to add to the official Veggie Patch Playset: Fudge.

After talking about bathroom funk, Shan and I wondered how we could POSSIBLY forget the gal who takes a dump every day at noon (who isn’t so good about flushing or wiping properly — sometimes she wipes her ass on the seat) and who NEVER washes her hands. Yes, everyone extend a warm welcome (but certainly not your hand!) to the newest Playset member!

Unrelated …

Jane asked if it’s OK to say “fuck” around here. Hell fuckin’ yeah!!! We need to swear some more around here. Come on, kids, tell me what’s pissing you off today. …

Rejected title: The Wizard of Awes

Okay, so I volunteered to assist at the opening party of my organization’s annual conference. I did this not knowing what the theme would be.

The theme, you ask? “The Wizard of Oz.” Hand-picked by Pride Fag, our fearless leader.

*roflmfao*

He’ll probably dress as Dorothy.

Someone in the room asked, “Can I bring my dog to play Toto?” I stifled the urge to say, “No, that’ll be Pride Fag’s boyfriend.” *snerk*

This was announced in a meeting today. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I don’t know if anybody else in the room had a concept of what a big gay icon it is (the movie, not our leader). I suggest we just make the ballroom a big gay disco and sell drugs instead of drinks.